Looking for the perfect way to thank the office superhero who keeps your workplace from turning into a dumpster fire of missed deadlines and passive-aggressive Post-its? Look no further. This 5x7 postcard delivers belly-laughs, heartfelt gratitude, and just the right amount of sarcasm to make your admin feel both celebrated and slightly suspicious of how much you actually rely on them.
 
Printed with the sassiest appreciation note known to humankind, this card calls out Jim from accounting’s 17th PDF crisis, applauds your admin’s mystical ability to know where everything is, and acknowledges the terrifying reality of what would happen if they ever took a day off (spoiler: chaos, and no pens).
 
Bonus: Price includes shipping straight to the well-deserving coworker of your choosing. That’s right—gratitude, laughter, and a mild ego boost delivered right to their desk. All you have to do is sign your name and pray they never quit.