Finally, a notebook that speaks the truth. This hardcover journal is the perfect place to document all those meetings that could’ve been an email, the endless “circle backs,” and every time someone says “let’s take this offline.” Consider it both a diary and a survival tool for corporate nonsense.

Inside, you’ll find 80 lined pages ready for doodles, passive-aggressive notes, or elaborate escape plans. The built-in elastic closure keeps your secrets safe, while the ribbon page marker ensures you never lose your place in the middle of another pointless agenda. Oh, and the expandable inner pocket? Perfect for hiding all the business cards of people you’ll definitely never call.

Use it to:
- Record every minute of your life you’ll never get back.
- Create a tally of how many times “synergy” is mentioned.
- Pretend to take notes while you’re actually working on your resignation letter.

Specs (because HR loves the details):

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket